The Hot 'n Fat Theory

I know why Al Gore is against global warming...

So, some science suggests that extreme climate environments induce the metabolism to accelerate in order to accomodate the temperature regluation requirements on the body. In warm weather, the body must work harder to cool itself, thereby burning more energy, and reducing excess weight in the process, and well as increasing the intake requirements on appetites.

With that in mind, I now believe that global warming is a conspiracy perpetrated by the large fast food corporations against fat people. By increasing the average global temperatures overtime, by using some sophisticated technology to increase the sun's natural reactions, companies like McDonalds will not only increase sales, but will offset the weight gain of their patrons because of the increased metobolic rates. Fast food will then be marketed as health food.

You can see how this is an afront to all "big-boned" people. By enjoying those oversized, trans-fat injected burger meals, we are contributing to our own demise....in weight. You can see why someone such as Al Gore, who is happily gaining weight by the day, is working against such sinister efforts.

If you value your spare tire, fight global warming!