Dude...

You guys are too deep. I was going to be like, Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton vitriol, WTF? Or, Austin = bad ass; Fort Worth = not.

But I see you guys don't pull your punches. To the depths of the abyss, just like it was back in the day on the porches of 38th Street and beyond. So be it.

I was in the Golden State recently and, while there, some asshole bar chick sneered at me for politely requesting a Bud Light longneck. Apparently, oh friends of friends, we are a dying breed. Instead, I had something called Sunspot Gold, which I must admit to you, tasted like shit. Sorry, Sunspot Gold.

Even worse. Fighting with a crib in the middle of the night. No babies coming from this way quite yet. But DZ, marriage is quite a treat. Won't you join us?

By the way, you want some real drama? Here it comes: I don't like "24". Or "Lost". I think they're both shit. Wrap your minds around that!!