Manhood is...

....arguing with the new 3-in-1 Bassinet/Sleeper/Changer at 10pm in your bedroom while your pregnant wife has fallen asleep on the bed.

The good news is that I got the thing assembled with little injury to it, or to myself. Some dads like to use the line "Just wait until you're a father...." after which is usually some trivial babble that is tremendously important during parenthood, yet utterly meaningless to the child-free.
Well, I won't use that line, rather I'm just gonna say it. Pig, start making kids so that you can feel my pain!

Zepeda, though, to you I wish no such torment yet. Instead, I ask that you live life to it's fullest. Embrace every moment with fervor and splendor. Capture each drop of happiness and bath in it's warmth. Pig is already married....it's too late for him.

G'night amigos.